'In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.' ~ Harry Doyle
'Just a reminder, fans, comin' up is our "Die-hard Night" here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.' ~ Harry Doyle
'Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.' ~ Harry Doyle
'This guy threw at his own son in a father son game.' ~ Harry Doyle
'So, here is Rick Vaughn, the one they call the "Wild Thing". So, he sets and deals. Just a bit outside, he tried for the corner and missed. Ball 4. Ball 8. Low, and he walks the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close? ' ~ Harry Doyle
'Haywood swings and crushes this one toward South America. Tomlinson is gonna need a Visa to catch this one, it is out of here, and there is nothing left but a vapor trail.' ~ Harry Doyle
'So, an eerie start for the Erie warriors as they drop a heartbreaker to the Yankees, nine to nothing. The post game show is brought to you by... Christ I can't find it, the hell with it.' ~ Harry Doyle
'He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!' ~ Harry Doyle
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