Army of Darkness Taglines

'Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas'
'1 Man, 1 Million dead, The odds are just about even.'
'Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile'
'In an age of darkness. At a time of evil. When the world needed a hero. What it got was him.'

The Protector of S-Mart

Ash: 'Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.'
Demon Woman: 'Who the hell are you?!'
Ash: 'Name's Ash...housewares.'

Whatever Possessed Sheila?

Sheila: 'You found me beautiful once...'
Ash: 'Honey, you got reeeal ugly!'

Ash Tells It Like It Is

'Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun' ~ Ash

Ash To Sheila Trying To Apologize

'First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.' ~ Ash

Ash To Duke Henry

'Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.'

More Army of Darkness

A line that only Bruce Campbell can pull off:

'Gimme some sugar, baby.' ~ Ash

Army Of Darkness Day Continues...

My favorite quote from the movie:

"See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?" ~ Ash

Army Of Darkness (1992)

Have to start with 'Army of Darkness' - one of the best movies (and source of movie quotes) ever:

'Hail to the king, baby.' ~ Ash