Showing posts with label Basil Exposition. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Basil Exposition. Show all posts

Friday, October 9, 2009

Scary Things

Austin Powers: 'Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war.'
Basil Exposition: 'What's the other?'
Austin Powers: 'Excuse me?'
Basil Exposition: 'What's the other thing that scares you?'
Austin Powers: 'Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.'

Thursday, October 8, 2009

The Walls Came Down?

Basil Exposition: 'The Cold War's over.'
Austin Powers: 'Ah, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh, comrades? Eh?'
Basil Exposition: 'Austin, we won.'
Austin Powers: 'Oh, groovy, smashing. Yay capitalism!'