Lots Of Danger Today

'I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom!' ~ Ma Kelly
'I am handicapped: I'm psychotic.' ~ Danny Vermin
'This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside.' ~ Danny Vermin
'The years hadn't softened Moroni. He continued to murder the English Language, and anyone who got in his way. ' ~ Johnny
'This place is too fargin small. We need to knock down that fargin wall, knock down that fargin wall, and knock down that fargin wall.' ~ Roman Moroni
'This is fargin war!' ~ Roman Moroni
'I love em', but one day I'm gonna knock em' on his ass.' ~ Ma Kelly
'You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once.' ~ Danny Vermin
'I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.' ~ Danny Vermin
'that Roman Troy Maroni was responsible for: the Mother's Day Massacre, The Christmas Day Slaughter, The Lincoln's Birthday Mutilations, and The Groundhog's Day Beheadings!' ~ Tommy Kelly

Those Words Are Dangerous

'Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.' ~ Danny Vermin
'You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once. Once!' ~ Danny Vermin
'Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican.' ~ Johnny
'Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it!' ~ Ma Kelly
'I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes, like yourselves.' ~ Roman Moroni
'You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once.' ~ Danny Vermin
'With a father like "Killer" Kelly, it's a wonder neither of you turned out to be a piece 'o shit criminal!' ~ Ma Kelly
'You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!' ~ Danny Vermin
'You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty somanubatches. My own club!' ~ Roman Moroni
'I've been fulfilling a lot of people's prophecies about me; I've become a real scumbag.' ~ Danny Vermin