Showing posts with label Swamp Castle King. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Swamp Castle King. Show all posts

Monday, November 2, 2009

Large Fields

Swamp Castle King: 'We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.'
Prince Herbert: 'But I don't like her.'
Swamp Castle King: 'Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.'

The Virtue of Persistance

Swamp Castle King: 'When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.'