Ron Burgundy: 'Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'No, there's no way that's correct.'
Ron Burgundy: 'I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?'
Ron Burgundy: 'No. No.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'No, that's what it means. Really.'
Ron Burgundy: 'Agree to disagree.'
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Monday, July 20, 2009
Battle of the Sexes
Veronica Corningstone: 'Excuse me.'
Ron Burgundy: 'What are you doing?'
Veronica Corningstone: 'I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.'
Ron Burgundy: 'I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.'
Ron Burgundy: 'Big deal. I am very professional.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.'
Ron Burgundy: 'I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.'
Ron Burgundy: 'I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.'
Ron Burgundy: 'You are a smelly pirate hooker.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'You look like a blueberry.'
Ron Burgundy: 'Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?'
Veronica Corningstone: 'Well, you have bad hair.'
Ron Burgundy: 'What did you say?'
Veronica Corningstone: 'I said, your hair looks stupid.'
Ron Burgundy: 'What are you doing?'
Veronica Corningstone: 'I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.'
Ron Burgundy: 'I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.'
Ron Burgundy: 'Big deal. I am very professional.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.'
Ron Burgundy: 'I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.'
Ron Burgundy: 'I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.'
Ron Burgundy: 'You are a smelly pirate hooker.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'You look like a blueberry.'
Ron Burgundy: 'Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?'
Veronica Corningstone: 'Well, you have bad hair.'
Ron Burgundy: 'What did you say?'
Veronica Corningstone: 'I said, your hair looks stupid.'
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Ron Burgundy: 'I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'Really.'
Ron Burgundy: 'People know me.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'Well, I'm very happy for you.'
Ron Burgundy: 'I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'Really.'
Ron Burgundy: 'People know me.'
Veronica Corningstone: 'Well, I'm very happy for you.'
Ron Burgundy: 'I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.'
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