It's All Semantics

Flounder: 'I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.'
Boon: 'Face it, Kent. You threw up on Dean Wormer.'

Overheard Around The House

'The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.' ~ Dean Wormer
'Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.' ~ Dean Wormer
'May I have ten thousand marbles, please?' ~ Flounder
'Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.' ~ Bluto
'They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!' ~ Hoover
'TOGA! TOGA!' ~ Bluto
'We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.' ~ D-Day
'You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!' ~ Neidermeyer
'Thank you, sir! May I have another?' ~ Chip
'Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you.' ~ Dean Wormer
'You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.' ~ Marion Wormer
'And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.' ~ Neidermeyer
'Otis, my man!' ~ Boon
'Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?' ~ Babs
'Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.' ~ Bluto
'Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.' ~ Clorette De Pasto
'Ramming speed!' ~ D-Day
'I hate those guys.' ~ Dean Wormer
'Food fight!' ~ Dean Wormer
'Do you mind if we dance with your dates?' ~ Dude At Club

Apocolypse Faber

D-Day: 'War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.'
Bluto: 'Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!'
Otter: 'Germans?'
Boon: 'Forget it, he's rolling.'
Bluto: 'And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!'
Bluto: 'What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...'
Otter: 'Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.'
Bluto: 'We're just the guys to do it.'
D-Day: 'Let's do it.'
Bluto: 'Let’s do it!'

Patriot Games

Otter: 'Point of parliamentary procedure!'
Hoover: 'Don't screw around, they're serious this time!'
Otter: 'Take it easy, I'm pre-law.'
Boon: 'I thought you were pre-med.'
Otter: 'What's the difference?'
Otter: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.'
Otter: 'But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!'

Bending The Truth (And Some Sheet Metal)

D-Day: 'Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.'
Otter: 'Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.'
Flounder: 'That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?'
Otter: 'I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, your brother's insurance company buys him a new car. D-Day takes care of the wreck.'
Flounder: 'Will that work?'
Otter: 'Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.'
Bluto: 'My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.'
Otter: 'Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.'
D-Day: 'There you go now, just leave everything to me.'

Prize-Winning Produce

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: 'Mine's bigger.'
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: 'My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?'
Marion Wormer: 'No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.'
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: 'Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.'
Marion Wormer: 'My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.'
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: 'Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.'
Marion Wormer: 'How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?'

Animal House (1978)

Dean Wormer: 'Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?'
Greg Marmalard: 'Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.'
Dean Wormer: 'Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.'
Greg Marmalard: 'You're talking about Delta, sir.'
Dean Wormer: 'Of course I'm talking about Delta, you Twerp! This year, it's gonna be different. This year we'll grab the bull by the balls...and kick those punks off campus!'
Greg Marmalard: 'What do you intend to do, sir? Delta's already on probation.'
Dean Wormer: 'They are?'
Greg Marmalard: 'Yes, sir.'
Dean Wormer: 'Oh....Then as of now, they're on double secret probation!'