Apocolypse Faber

D-Day: 'War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.'
Bluto: 'Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!'
Otter: 'Germans?'
Boon: 'Forget it, he's rolling.'
Bluto: 'And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!'
Bluto: 'What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...'
Otter: 'Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.'
Bluto: 'We're just the guys to do it.'
D-Day: 'Let's do it.'
Bluto: 'Let’s do it!'

Patriot Games

Otter: 'Point of parliamentary procedure!'
Hoover: 'Don't screw around, they're serious this time!'
Otter: 'Take it easy, I'm pre-law.'
Boon: 'I thought you were pre-med.'
Otter: 'What's the difference?'
Otter: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.'
Otter: 'But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!'

Bending The Truth (And Some Sheet Metal)

D-Day: 'Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.'
Otter: 'Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.'
Flounder: 'That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?'
Otter: 'I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, your brother's insurance company buys him a new car. D-Day takes care of the wreck.'
Flounder: 'Will that work?'
Otter: 'Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.'
Bluto: 'My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.'
Otter: 'Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.'
D-Day: 'There you go now, just leave everything to me.'

Prize-Winning Produce

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: 'Mine's bigger.'
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: 'My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?'
Marion Wormer: 'No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.'
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: 'Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.'
Marion Wormer: 'My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.'
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: 'Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.'
Marion Wormer: 'How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?'