Mitch: 'At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?'
Beanie: 'And the answer ladies...is trust.'
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Friday, July 17, 2009
Random Old School
'You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?' ~ Beanie
'All we are is dust in the wind...' ~ Frank
'Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.' ~ Beanie
'In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski' ~ Frank
'You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy!' ~ Frank
'Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.' ~ Beanie
'Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.' ~ Beanie
'Well, see. Blue's dead. Frank's divorced. I lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass. And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school, and you're not even gonna help them?' ~ Mitch
'All we are is dust in the wind...' ~ Frank
'Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.' ~ Beanie
'In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski' ~ Frank
'You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy!' ~ Frank
'Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.' ~ Beanie
'Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.' ~ Beanie
'Well, see. Blue's dead. Frank's divorced. I lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass. And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school, and you're not even gonna help them?' ~ Mitch
Beanie's Wedding Day Pep Talk
Frank: 'Hey, I just want to thank you one last time for being here. It's the best day ever.'
Beanie: 'Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay? You need to walk away from this ASAP.'
Frank: 'What?'
Beanie: 'You need to get out, Frankie. This is it. It's now or never. You need to get out of here while you're still single.'
Frank: 'I'm not single.'
Beanie: 'She's 30 yards away, you're single now.'
Frank: 'Come on, Marissa's the best thing that's ever happened to me.'
Beanie: 'Why don't you give that six months. You don't think that'll change? I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?'
Beanie: 'There's my wife. See that? Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Look at the baby."'
Mitch Martin: 'She's coming down the aisle, Beanie. Let it go.'
Beanie: 'Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay? You need to walk away from this ASAP.'
Frank: 'What?'
Beanie: 'You need to get out, Frankie. This is it. It's now or never. You need to get out of here while you're still single.'
Frank: 'I'm not single.'
Beanie: 'She's 30 yards away, you're single now.'
Frank: 'Come on, Marissa's the best thing that's ever happened to me.'
Beanie: 'Why don't you give that six months. You don't think that'll change? I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?'
Beanie: 'There's my wife. See that? Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Look at the baby."'
Mitch Martin: 'She's coming down the aisle, Beanie. Let it go.'
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