The Camp Bulletin Board

'Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.' ~ John
'How's it going, Eisenhower?' ~ Dewey
'Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."' ~ John
'See, if we were in Germany, I'd have to make your bunk. But we're in Italy, so you have to make mine. It's regulations.' ~ Dewey
'I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make, but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into really heavy combat - I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.' ~ Russell
'And then depression set in.' ~ John
'My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of shoes.' ~ John
'When I was younger, I swallowed a lot of aggression - along with a lot of pizzas!' ~ Dewey
'Have you got something in a low rise bikini? Mesh, if possible.' ~ John
'You got a what? - an 8-week course here? Which is PERFECT for me. I'm gonna walk outta here a lean, mean, fightin' machine!' ~ Dewey
'Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.' ~ John
'Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.' ~ John