Competition?

Judge Smails: 'You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.'
Ty: 'Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.'

Spaulding!

Judge Smails: 'Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf.'
Spalding: 'No I'm not grandpa I'm playing tennis.'
Judge Smails: 'You're playing golf and you're going to like it!'
Spalding: 'What about my asthma?'
Judge Smails: 'I'll give you asthma.'

Here Comes the Judge

'Do you stand for goodness, or - for badness?' ~ Judge Smails
'Don't you people have homes?' ~ Judge Smails
'Spalding get your foot off the boat!' ~ Judge Smails
'Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.' ~ Judge Smails
'How about a Fresca?' ~ Judge Smails
'I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.' ~ Judge Smails
'Don't you people have jobs?' ~ Judge Smails
'Danny, I'm having a party this weekend. How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?' ~ Judge Smails
'Well, we're waiting!' ~ Judge Smails
'The man's a menace!' ~ Judge Smails
'I think it's time for the ol' Billy Baroo.' ~ Judge Smails
'Are you my pal, Danny?' ~ Judge Smails

Caddyshack (1980)

Al Czervik: 'What're we waiting for, these guys? Hey Whitey, where's your hat?'
Judge Smails: 'Do you mind, sir. I'm trying to tee off.'
Al Czervik: 'I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.'
Judge Smails: 'Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.'
Judge Smails: 'Damn.'
Al Czervik: 'OK, you can owe me.'
Judge Smails: 'I owe you nothing.'