Paternity Testing Needed

Reese Bobby: 'Now, you show me the DNA test and then maybe I'll, uh... I'll say hello to these swamp rats.'
Frank: 'You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep!'
Reese Bobby: 'You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!'
Lucy Bobby: 'Yeah, shut up, Frank!'
Walker: 'Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!'
Reese Bobby: 'Okay, I guess they are my grand-kids.'

The Heart of the Problem

Texas Ranger: 'Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?'
Reese Bobby: 'That's a good call.'

Career Day Advice

Reese Bobby: 'Excuse me, darling. I'm Reese Bobby. I'm here for career day with my son, Ricky.'
Ricky Bobby: 'Dad!'
Reese Bobby: 'Hey there, boy! Man, you got big. How long's it been? Three, four months?'
Ricky Bobby: 'Ten years.'
Reese Bobby: 'Ten years? Man, I gotta lay off the peyote.'
Schoolteacher: 'Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here.'
Reese Bobby: 'Oh, it's all right, darling, I'm a volunteer fireman. Okay, I am a semi-professional race car driver and an amateur tattoo artist.'
Classmates: 'Oooohhhh!'
Reese Bobby: 'And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a race car driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here.'
Schoolteacher: 'Okay, I think that's enough.'
Reese Bobby: 'Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong because it's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.'