Girls Like a Challenge

Gib: 'You told her I was a virgin?'
Lance: 'So I exaggerated a little. Girls like virgins. They find them a challenge.'
Gib: 'She thought I was gay!'
Lance: 'It's a bigger challenge.'

Randomly Sure

'Three thousand miles just to get laid. I really respect that.' ~ Frat Guy
'Sorry I'm late. There was this big problem and I'm late because of it.' ~ Gib
'Spontaneity has its time and place.' ~ Alison
'You know, I've never met anyone like you before. Usually when I meet someone new I feel awkward and shy. But with you it's different. I can talk to you. You know what I'm thinking without my having to explain to you in fancy terms. We speak each others unspoken language fluently. I love you.' ~ Gib
'Hi, I'm Gary Cooper, but not the Gary Cooper that's dead.' ~ Gary Cooper
'Gib, you want a relationship? That's fine. Just remember that every relationship starts with a one night stand. You came 3,000 miles for a reason didn't you? Would you look at that reason. Go for it Gib, you've earned it.' ~ Lance
'I was in Paris once with my wife; boy am I glad she's dead.' ~ Cowboy Guy
'You know, junk food doesn't deserve the bad rap that it gets. Take these pork rinds for example. This particular brand contains two percent of the R.D.A., that's Recommended Daily Allowance, of riboflavin.' ~ Gib
'I hope you appreciate the magnitude of your impending good fortune.' ~ Trucker
'What the hell's wrong with being stupid once in awhile? Does everything you do always have to be sensible? Haven't you ever thrown water balloons off a roof? When you were a little kid didn't you ever sprinkle Ivory flakes on the living room floor cause you wanted to make it snow in July? Didn't you ever get really shitfaced and maybe make a complete fool of yourself and still have an excellent time?' ~ Gib

Sleeping Arrangements

Alison: 'What are you doing?'
Gib: 'I'm going to bed.'
Alison: 'Not with me you're not.'
Gib: 'I'm not going to bed with you, I'm going to bed in a bed you happen to be in also.'

Consider Outer Space...

Gib: 'Consider outer space. You know, from the time of the first NASA mission, it was clear that outer space has a clear effect on the human psyche. Why, during the first Gemini mission, thought was actually given to sending up a man and a woman together.'
Julie: 'Really?'
Gib: 'A cosmic Adam and Eve, if you will. Bound together by fate, situated on the most powerful rocket yet known to man. It's giant thrusters blasting them into the dark void, as they hurtle towards their final destination: the gushing wellspring of life itself.'
Gib: 'How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?'

The Sure Thing (1985)

Fat Guy: 'What's wrong with me? I'm a good-looking guy.'
Gib: 'You are. You are a good-looking guy. And I'm a good-looking guy.'
Fat Guy: 'You are.'
Gib: 'I am.'
Cowboy Guy: 'We're all three good-looking guys.'
Gib: 'That's right. We are. And it's Christmas time, and I'm gonna buy you a drink.'
Fat Guy: 'Something light.'
Gib: 'What, like a nice Chablis?'
Fat Guy: 'No, Spritzer.'
Gib: 'Spritzer?'
Fat Guy: 'Yeah.'
Gib: 'Barkeep! Get this man a trough of Spritzer. And you, Cowboy Guy, what do you wanna drink?'
Cowboy Guy: 'I'll have a beer.'
Gib: 'Get Cowboy Guy a beer.'