Randomly Sure

'Three thousand miles just to get laid. I really respect that.' ~ Frat Guy
'Sorry I'm late. There was this big problem and I'm late because of it.' ~ Gib
'Spontaneity has its time and place.' ~ Alison
'You know, I've never met anyone like you before. Usually when I meet someone new I feel awkward and shy. But with you it's different. I can talk to you. You know what I'm thinking without my having to explain to you in fancy terms. We speak each others unspoken language fluently. I love you.' ~ Gib
'Hi, I'm Gary Cooper, but not the Gary Cooper that's dead.' ~ Gary Cooper
'Gib, you want a relationship? That's fine. Just remember that every relationship starts with a one night stand. You came 3,000 miles for a reason didn't you? Would you look at that reason. Go for it Gib, you've earned it.' ~ Lance
'I was in Paris once with my wife; boy am I glad she's dead.' ~ Cowboy Guy
'You know, junk food doesn't deserve the bad rap that it gets. Take these pork rinds for example. This particular brand contains two percent of the R.D.A., that's Recommended Daily Allowance, of riboflavin.' ~ Gib
'I hope you appreciate the magnitude of your impending good fortune.' ~ Trucker
'What the hell's wrong with being stupid once in awhile? Does everything you do always have to be sensible? Haven't you ever thrown water balloons off a roof? When you were a little kid didn't you ever sprinkle Ivory flakes on the living room floor cause you wanted to make it snow in July? Didn't you ever get really shitfaced and maybe make a complete fool of yourself and still have an excellent time?' ~ Gib