Friday, July 24, 2009

Car Repair Blues

1st Mechanic: 'Ain't never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.'
Clark: 'Yeah, well, we're from out of town. How much do I owe you?'
2nd Mechanic: 'How much you got?'
Clark: 'No, I'm asking how much the repairs are.'
2nd Mechanic: 'I'm asking how much you got!'
Clark: 'You're out of your mind. Look, I don't have time to fool around so how much is it?'
2nd Mechanic: 'All of it, boy!'
Clark: 'What does the sheriff think of your business practice?'

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