Best Of Clark

'This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest, a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and your gonna have fun. We're gonna have so much fucking fun they're gonna need plastic surgeons to remove the smiles from our fucking faces. We'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah out of our ass holes' ~ Clark
'Come on, Honey. We can't close our eyes to the plight of the city. Kids, you noticing all this plight?' ~ Clark
'We can't miss the Grand Canyon, it's the biggest god damn hole in the world.' ~ Clark
'I'm not your ordinary everyday fool.' ~ Clark
'That's the Missippi, the mighty missip, the old miss, the old man.' ~ Clark