Schoolteacher: 'Okay, next up is Ricky Bobby. Ricky, is your father here?'
Ricky Bobby: 'No, ma'am. I haven't seen my daddy in years. But, my mama say he's out racing cars, and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.'
Schoolteacher: 'Okay, kids, that's enough. Were gonna move on to Brennan.'
Cal Naughton Jr.: 'Don't pay them no mind, Ricky.'
Ricky Bobby: 'Thanks, Cal. Shake and Bake. You'll be my best friend forever.'
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