Playing Rock and Roll

DiBergi: 'Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested development?'
Derek Smalls: 'No. No. No. I feel it's like, it's more like going, going to a, a national park or something. And there's, you know, they preserve the moose. And that's, that's my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know.'
DiBergi: 'So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?'
Derek Smalls: 'Yeah.'

Stonehenge

David St. Hubbins: 'I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.'
Ian Faith: 'I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.'
Derek Smalls: 'Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.'