Random Tap

'As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.' ~ Mick Shrimpton
'In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...' ~ Nigel Tufnel
'Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?' ~ David St. Hubbins
'Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.' ~ Ian Faith
'It was more of a stain than a globule, actually.' ~ Nigel Tufnel
'We are Spinal Tap from the UK - you must be the USA!' ~ David St. Hubbins
'I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything.' ~ David St. Hubbins
'Have...a good time...all the time.' ~ Viv Savage
'I'm tired of sticking up for his intelligence.' ~ David St. Hubbins

Kick My Ass

Artie Fufkin: 'You know what I want you to do? Will you do something for me?'
David St. Hubbins: 'What?'
Artie Fufkin: 'Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass.'

18 Inches

Ian Faith: 'Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.'
David St. Hubbins: 'But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel.'

Stonehenge

David St. Hubbins: 'I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.'
Ian Faith: 'I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.'
Derek Smalls: 'Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.'

Spinal Tap

Today's quotes are from 'This Is Spinal Tap' (this might take two days):

'You can't really dust for vomit.' ~ Nigel Tufnel
'It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.' ~ David St. Hubbins
'Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.' ~ David St. Hubbins
'You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.' ~ David St. Hubbins
'It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.' ~ Nigel Tufnel
'These go to eleven.' ~ Nigel Tufnel
'He died in a bizarre gardening accident' ~ David St. Hubbins
'We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.' ~ Nigel Tufnel
'He was the patron saint of quality footwear.' ~ David St. Hubbins

Okay. Maybe three days.