Drawing a Crowd

Happy Gilmore: 'He shoots, he scores!'
Happy Gilmore: 'Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time.'
Chubbs: 'Good plan.'
Virginia: 'Did you see that?'
Shooter McGavin: 'Yes. Nice shot.'
Virginia: 'He just got a Hole-in-One on a par four!'
Shooter McGavin: 'I know. I just said I saw it.'
Virginia: 'Oh, I hope he wins. He's a publicist's dream. I mean, a guy who could drive the ball that far - oh, he could really draw a crowd.'
Shooter McGavin: 'You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.'

Putting the Pieces Back Together

Happy Gilmore: 'I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!'
Shooter McGavin: 'Well, I'd like to see you try.'
Happy Gilmore: 'Let's do it, then!'
Shooter McGavin: 'I meant on a golf course!'
Virginia: 'Hey! What's going on here, huh?'
Happy Gilmore: 'Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.'
Virginia: 'Why don't you just put it down?'
Happy Gilmore: 'Yeah, I know.'