Robbie: 'No, I'm not a big drinker.'
Glenn: 'Well I am, how about an Alabama Slammer?'
Glenn's buddy: 'Sounds like a plan.'
Robbie: 'Yeah, go ahead, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home.'
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Showing posts with label Glenn. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
No Sense Of Humor
Robbie: 'I don't even know your last name.'
Glenn: 'It's Guglia.'
Robbie: 'Guglia? Oh, so Julia's last name's gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia! That's funny!'
Glenn: 'Why is that funny?'
Robbie: 'I - don't know.'
Glenn: 'It's Guglia.'
Robbie: 'Guglia? Oh, so Julia's last name's gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia! That's funny!'
Glenn: 'Why is that funny?'
Robbie: 'I - don't know.'
The Reception Buzz
'Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.' ~ Robbie
'All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!' ~ Robbie
'Listen, I know you're shy and I know you've been hurt, so I'm going to make this really easy on you. If you come upstairs, you're gonna get laid.' ~ Holly
'Hey, somebody get some pants on this kid!' ~ Robbie
'This is a great idea. I'm glad you came around. You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just want to get married?' ~ Glenn
'If you find somebody you can love, you can't let that get away.' ~ Sammy
'You need a prostitute.' ~ Old Man
'See? Billy Idol gets it!' ~ Robbie
'They rip your heart out of your ass!' ~ Old Man
'He wants to make money. You know - live in a nice house with wide windows and locks. You can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there.' ~ Rosie
'We're living in a material world and I am a material girl - or boy.' ~ Robbie
'Cindy and Scott are newlyweds! Whoopee-dee-doo!' ~ Robbie
'No one will ever solve that.' ~ Holly
'All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!' ~ Robbie
'Listen, I know you're shy and I know you've been hurt, so I'm going to make this really easy on you. If you come upstairs, you're gonna get laid.' ~ Holly
'Hey, somebody get some pants on this kid!' ~ Robbie
'This is a great idea. I'm glad you came around. You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just want to get married?' ~ Glenn
'If you find somebody you can love, you can't let that get away.' ~ Sammy
'You need a prostitute.' ~ Old Man
'See? Billy Idol gets it!' ~ Robbie
'They rip your heart out of your ass!' ~ Old Man
'He wants to make money. You know - live in a nice house with wide windows and locks. You can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there.' ~ Rosie
'We're living in a material world and I am a material girl - or boy.' ~ Robbie
'Cindy and Scott are newlyweds! Whoopee-dee-doo!' ~ Robbie
'No one will ever solve that.' ~ Holly
What Are The Odds?
Glenn: 'Who are you going out with?'
Holly: 'Robbie.'
Glenn: 'Oh good, that guy needs to get laid.'
Holly: 'Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid.'
Holly: 'All right, he probably will.'
Holly: 'Robbie.'
Glenn: 'Oh good, that guy needs to get laid.'
Holly: 'Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid.'
Holly: 'All right, he probably will.'
Sex Appeal
Holly: 'God, I love David Bowie. He is so sexy.'
Glenn: 'You think the "time to make the donuts" guy is sexy.'
Robbie: 'Heh heh, that guy is funny.'
Glenn: 'You think the "time to make the donuts" guy is sexy.'
Robbie: 'Heh heh, that guy is funny.'
Brainstorming Song Ideas
Glenn: 'You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it "I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business".'
Old man: 'Sounds like a country song!'
Old man: 'Sounds like a country song!'
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