Dean Wormer: 'Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?'
Greg Marmalard: 'Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.'
Dean Wormer: 'Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.'
Greg Marmalard: 'You're talking about Delta, sir.'
Dean Wormer: 'Of course I'm talking about Delta, you Twerp! This year, it's gonna be different. This year we'll grab the bull by the balls...and kick those punks off campus!'
Greg Marmalard: 'What do you intend to do, sir? Delta's already on probation.'
Dean Wormer: 'They are?'
Greg Marmalard: 'Yes, sir.'
Dean Wormer: 'Oh....Then as of now, they're on double secret probation!'