Tony Giardino: 'What are you doing? Wake up!'
Pilot: 'Ooooh man! I was having an amazing dream!'
Tony Giardino: 'I don't care about your dream! Land the plane!'
Pilot: 'I was just born, and... I was eight-and-a-half months premature. The doctors were freakin' out.'
Tony Giardino: 'Oh please, shut up!'
Pilot: 'Did I already tell you this dream?'