Clerk: 'One Swedish-made penis enlarger.'
Austin Powers: 'That's not mine.'
Clerk: 'One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.'
Austin Powers: 'I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.'
Clerk: 'One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.'
Austin Powers: 'I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Clerk: 'One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.'