Friday, October 2, 2009

The Wit And Wisdom (Or Lack Thereof) of Austin Powers

'Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.'
'You know, it's amazing how the English countryside looks exactly like Southern California.'
'My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah.'
'Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.'
'That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!'
'That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!'
'Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!'
'I think you're shagedelic baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic, baby!'
'Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.'
'Why take the escalator when I have a perfectly good canoe right here?'
'I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.'
'She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.'
'Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!'
'Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.'
'Smashing Baby! When this ship comes a' rockin', don't come a' knockin', baby!'
'This is my happening and it freaks me out!'
'Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?'
'Allow myself to introduce... myself.'
'I won't bite... hard.'
'Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!'
'Its time to swing, baby.'
'Ooo, Behave!'

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