Happy Gilmore: 'Where are you going with those clubs, punk?'
Caddy: 'Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy!'
Happy Gilmore: 'Oh, I'm sorry about that. Let me carry these, alright, they were my grandfather's, they're pretty old.'
Caddy: 'Well, what should I do then?'
Happy Gilmore: 'I don't know. Why don't you just watch me, and make sure I don't do anything stupid. Okay?'
Starter: 'Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty will be teeing off now.'
Happy Gilmore: 'Alright, good luck, buddy.'
Caddy: 'Get out the way.'
Happy Gilmore: 'Where were you on that one, dipshit?'