Monday, August 31, 2009

How A Typical Larry King Appearance Ends

Gwen: 'I hate Larry King! Why did I do his stupid show?'
Kiki: 'Just breathe.'
Gwen: 'I don't want to breathe! "Your last two movies crashed and burned"... I wanted to choke him to death with those stupid suspenders. Everyone hates me.'
Kiki: 'That's not true. The lighting was great. Everyone said you looked great.'
Gwen: 'Who?'
Larry King Producer: 'You looked great.'
Kiki: 'See?'
Gwen: 'Thanks!'
Gwen: 'As if she really knows.'

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