Monday, August 31, 2009

The Defense Rests

Leaf Weidmann: 'Can I defend my father's work?'
Gwen: 'No, you cannot. Who's her father?'
Lee: 'Hal.'
Gwen: 'No, you cannot!'
Leaf Weidmann: 'Well, at least let me defend Hector. I've only slept with him once, but I know his penis is bigger than a roll of quarters.'
Gwen: 'You slept with her?'
Hector: 'No! No, she is lying! Except for the part about my penis - that's true.'

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