D.A. Trotter: 'Ms. Vito, what is your current profession?'
Lisa: 'I'm an out-of-work hairdresser.'
D.A. Trotter: 'An out-of-work hairdresser. In what way does that qualify you as an expert in automobiles?'
Lisa: 'It doesn't.'
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