Happy Gilmore: 'I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!'
Shooter McGavin: 'Well, I'd like to see you try.'
Happy Gilmore: 'Let's do it, then!'
Shooter McGavin: 'I meant on a golf course!'
Virginia: 'Hey! What's going on here, huh?'
Happy Gilmore: 'Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.'
Virginia: 'Why don't you just put it down?'
Happy Gilmore: 'Yeah, I know.'