Wednesday, August 5, 2009

An Experienced Woman

Rosie:' Are you nervous?'
Robbie: 'I'm actually not that nervous. I've been around lots of weddings before, so I figure it won't be very different.'
Rosie: 'I didn't mean about the wedding. I meant about the wedding night. Will this be your first time with intercourse?'
Robbie: 'Uh.'
Rosie: 'Well, don't be ashamed. You know, when I got married, I wasn't a virgin. I'd already had intercourse with eight men.'
Robbie: 'Now, that's something I didn't wanna know about.'
Rosie: 'That was a lot back then; it'd be like two hundred today!'

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