Monday, August 31, 2009

The Truth?

Gwen: 'I'm on pain medication that makes me say things I'd never say otherwise. To set the record perfectly straight, Eddie and I never had any plans to reconcile.'
Hector: 'And?'
Gwen: 'Oh, and Hector is very well-endowed.'
Hector: 'Almost too well-endowed. I've had complaints. Literally.'

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