Vinny: 'How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?'
Mr. Tipton: 'Um, I'm a fast cook, I guess.'
Vinny: 'What? I'm sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?'
Mr. Tipton: 'I don't know.'
Vinny: 'Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?'