Team: 'Hello. Do you know us?'
Team: 'We're a Major League Baseball team.'
Jake Taylor: 'But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, nobody recognizes us - not even in our own home town.'
Eddie Harris: 'That's why we carry the American Express card.'
Rick Vaughn: No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool. You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places.'
Pedro Cerrano: 'So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter.'
Roger Dorn: 'Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but...'
Lou Brown: 'We're contenders now.'
Willie Mays Hayes: 'The American Express card: Don't steal home without it.'