Ram: 'Let's kick his ass!'
Kurt: 'Shit, Ram - we're seniors, man. We're too old for that kind of crap. Let's give 'im a good scare, though.'
Ram: 'You gonna eat this?'
Kurt: 'What did your boyfriend say when you told 'im you were movin' to Sherwood, Ohio?'
Ram: 'Answer him, dick!'
Kurt: 'Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "No Fags Allowed" rule?'
JD: 'Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?'