Cal: 'You're gay, now?'
David: 'No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.'
Cal: 'I think, I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm a gay guy now."'
David: 'You're gay for saying that.'
Cal: 'I'm gay for saying that?'
David: 'You know how I know you're gay?'
Cal: 'How? How do you know I'm gay?'
David: 'Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.'
Cal: 'You know how I know you're gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.'
David: 'You know how I know you're gay?'
Cal: 'How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?'
David: 'You know how I know you're gay?'
Cal: 'How?'
David: 'You like Coldplay.'
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