Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Say Hello To My Little Friend

Jeremy: 'Oh Jesus Christ, it burns.'
Gloria: 'Poor baby.'
Jeremy: 'It stings.'
Gloria: 'You want me to blow on it?'
Jeremy: 'No! No! I don't need any blowing.'
Gloria: 'Jeremy, I'm not wearin' any panties. Let's rock!'
Jeremy: 'Ok. Ok. That was nice. I don't understand what's going on. It's like, eight hours ago you were a shy little virgin, and now you're not wearing any panties. I'm just trying to catch up with you here.'
Gloria: 'You do that to me? Ooh...'
Gloria: 'Where's my little friend? Where's my little friend?'
Jeremy: 'He's tired! He's tired! He's in time-out! He's in time-out!'

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