Thursday, July 16, 2009

Spinal Tap Album Reviews

'This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, "What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?"'

'This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.'

'The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich".'

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