Friday, July 24, 2009

Back Seat Conversation?

'Is this your idea of a good restaurant? Dog killer!' ~ Aunt Edna
'O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.' ~ Clark
'Do you ever "bop your baloney"?' ~ Cousin Dale
'Russ, please don't eat the Truckster.' ~ Clark
'I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what. We need money! Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna's purse?' ~ Clark
'I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.' ~ Eddie
'Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes. Or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?' ~ Clark
'I'm making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.' ~ Clark
'She breathed on me! A dead person breathed on me!' ~ Audrey
'Roll 'em up!' ~ Clark

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