Thursday, July 30, 2009

Overheard at the Bar

'When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star.' ~ Doug
'Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer, before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours.' ~ Brain
'Workers never hustle, and hustlers never work. You, my friend, are a worker.' ~ Doug
'This place is a proctologist's dream. Wall to wall assholes.' ~ Doug
'Beer is for breakfast young Flannigan, drink or be gone.' ~ Doug
'You bitch! Why didn't you just say a rum and Coke?!' ~ Brian
'Everything ends badly, otherwise, it would never end.' ~ Brian
'The money's gone, the brain is shot. But the liquor, we still got.' ~ Doug

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