Sunday, July 26, 2009

Even Better Quotes

'Well honk my hooter!' ~ Lane
'And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!' ~ Charles
'Suicide is never the answer little trooper.' ~ Charles
'Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink, Peru!' ~ Mrs. Meyer
'You would do well to do as mother says, Lane Meyer.' ~ Ricky
'Hey Badger, your book on how to pick-up trashy women came today. Tell me something what's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this.' ~ Mailman
'Jenny, this is fabulous liqueur! Reminds me of the moonshine Ricky's pappy used to make.' ~ Mrs. Smith
'Two brothers. One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." Now you tell me which is better: speaking no English at all or speaking Howard Cosell?' ~ Lane
'They're out there dad, they're after me!' ~ Lane
'Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.' ~ Yee Sook Ree

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