Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Andy the Drunk

Andy: 'You know the thing about relationships is that they make one person go, "Blah blah blah blah blah," and the other person go, "What are you talking about?" And then one person goes, "Blah blah blah blah blah."'
Cal: 'How much have you had to drink, man?'
Andy: 'Oh, how much have I had to drink? Hey, how many pots have you smoken?'
Cal: 'What are you talking about?'
Andy: 'Oh, how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life? Let me ask you that. You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you? Who the fuck you, man? I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, you're such a good guy, and I appreciate you.'

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