Recruiter: 'Now, are either of you homosexuals?'
John: 'You mean, like, flaming, or...?'
Recruiter: 'Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.'
Russell: 'No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.'
John: 'Yeah, would they send us someplace special?'
Recruiter: 'I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph.'