Friday, July 31, 2009

A Killing Spree Narrowly Averted

Sandy: 'I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!'
Carl Spackler: 'Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.'
Sandy: 'Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: 'We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers!'

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